In a plot so brazen and nasty, one that can only emerge from bandits with no trace of love for their country, has been unearthed. The notorious trio comprising Alfred Gangata, DPP’s vice president, Norman Chisale, DPP’s youth ringmaster, and Jappie Mhango DPP’s Vice President for the North, have been exposed for sponsoring the chaos that erupted in Mzuzu. These so-called “leaders” are playing political puppeteers, dishing out MK40 million to vendors, sending them into a frenzy of violence and looting. Shops ransacked, streets turned into war zones—all thanks to the DPP’s old-fashioned dirty trick.
On day one, the thugs did what they were paid for: chaos. But the plot thickened—on day two, these hooligans were back for more destruction, still driven by the DPP’s cash reserves. But, oh, the irony! Some vendors saw through the lies and realized they were mere pawns in a power game. In a beautiful twist of poetic justice, they turned on their paymasters, burning DPP flags in broad daylight, shouting “No more!”
The plot to destabilize the nation didn’t end there. The DPP’s unholy trinity continues to meet in dark corners, scheming to bankroll more demonstrations in major cities across Malawi. Their goal? To drown the nation into chaos, create economic collapse, hoping for people to seek its return to power.
As if this madness wasn’t enough, they’re now resorting to economic sabotage as President Chakwera told Parliament, colluding with Amwenye merchants to artificially inflate prices, hoard basic goods like sugar, and drive panic through the streets. It’s not just a conspiracy—it’s treason against the people of Malawi! Thanks to Trade Minister Mumba’s revelations, Malawians can now see the truth: the DPP is at the heart of this economic crisis, pulling strings behind the scenes like the villains they are!
